They Think They Wear Pants...I Think They Wear Tutus!

I truly love how guys think they wear the pants! I like to think they wear pretty little tutus! Just so you know this is not going to be a man bashing blog (believe me I loveeee me some man)...it is going to be more of an appreciation for the women who are so extremely talented that they can make their men BELIEVE they wear the pants! Little do they actually know lol! To this day I am still absolutely amazed by how good I am at making guys believe that they have the upper hand in situations where in reality they are actually just a little pawn in a game of chess where I have their king cornered! All it takes to get checkmate is to know how they think! Which lets face it girls, we all know that’s not very hard! They think like us women, just less intelligently! Come on girls we all know that we are just as big of horndogs as guys are! And if you deny thinking about getting some 24/7 then you are a little liar! The only difference is that we can hide thinking about sex better...for the most part lol (if you’re a friend of mine, more than likely you don’t hide it very well lol)

Like for goodness sakes it still amazes me how often guys cry, most of the time out of self-pity because they think they messed up so badly that they won’t get any! Newsflash guys!!! Most of us girls just threaten that (I say MOST because some girls can resist sex for awhile! Bless you girls lol) We don’t really mean it! We would miss sex too much...plus its way easier for guys to please themselves then it is for us women! We aren’t going to get rid of our quick and easy access to some pleasing just because he said something stupid! Am I right girls?!! It’s just one of our tactics of manipulation!

To all you women out there who can make your man get on his hands and knees and do the dirty things that he should learn to like, I praise you!!! Guys have no problem eating 50 hot dogs in one sitting so it shouldn’t be a problem to eat something else!!! Like my favorite quote that I saw on a pair of panties said: “Don’t be a pussy, EAT ONE.” If the guys follow these wise words then maybe we can let them wear the pants for a little! lol So here’s to you women who are skilled manipulators!

Love you all,
Cornball